jakemalik:

*stoner voice*

i didn’t go to high school

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i went to school high

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nuclearpiss:

paintingtherosesredd:

you just gotta love this guy

robert how could you be so awesome

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groteleur:

Here are the strangest and sometimes downright scary facts about our favorite foods!

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ezramillrs:

ok so we had this family gathering thing and i got drunk for the frist time in a year because fuck how else can i survive my family and yeah my dad was like “do you know what, being drunk looks fine on a young man, but not a young woman like you” and i was like “do you know what dad being sexist doesn’t look fine on anyone” and everyone laughed at him and i just sat there like 

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cayminquinn:

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#hey burton stop shipping your wife and your best friend it’s getting weird

tim burton’s entire film career has been a slow, faltering, roundabout way of asking for a threesome

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pastel-goth-princess:

☯pastel blog☯

❤

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thepokeyhokey:

#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY

I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.

I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.

And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.

You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you

God, yes

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psychofactz:

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